Ronnie’s Pawn Shop became the center of local attention yesterday morning as the Lindeville Police Force were able to trace the gun used in the ‘Purple Dinosaur Sign incident’ back to the shop. A crowd began to swarm around the pawn shop in hopes of also purchasing a gun.

Ronnie insists he did not know what the gun would be used for when he made the sale and declined to comment for this article other than to say “my slogan has always been We Don’t Ask, We Don’t Tell We Just Buy We Just Sell and I ain’t changing that for you”. The local branch of the NRA has offered legal assistance to anyone involved in the incident and when we reached out for comment a spokesman plugged their ears and said “nah nah nah blah blah blah”.